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Swimming in Burrata

Lighthouse, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is a narrow slip of a restaurant, and the menu has many draws: big salads, a juicy burger, and happy hour oysters. I always order the burrata, which arrives in a bowl, more of a soup than a spherical ball of cheese. It's drizzled with olive oil, and dusted with cracked pepper and flakey salt. Alongside the dish of silky cheese comes several slices of grilled sourdough bread. You and your dining companion will fight over the last piece, which I usually tear in half for the sake of fairness. I've been known to eat the final drops with a spoon, as leaving even a speck behind would be unimaginable.

During the early days of lockdown, I splurged on delivery and got the burrata. In April, it tasted of pure luxury, both of nights sitting at the bar and 1 p.m. brunches. I almost cried at the first bite. I’m a good cook, but I can't grill bread with an electric stove or find burrata this perfect at the supermarket. In September, my best friend and I returned to it again, and marveled at the burrata: its creaminess, its salinity, and its ability to be even better than we remembered it. -Abigail Koffler

145 Borinquen Pl., Brooklyn, NY. (347) 789-7742.

Photo: alanagkelly / Flickr

Love in a Pan

By Stacy Brooks

“I'll bring a pan of bars" is a phrase that echoed through my Minnesota childhood. Bars (not the kind you drink at) were present at every life occasion that involved a crowd: baby showers, town meetings, neighborhood picnics, office potlucks, funeral receptions.

Typically baked in 9x13 inch pans, they're made with ingredients that are shelf-stable and relatively cheap: flour and butter, chocolate chips and marshmallows, shredded coconut and peanut butter. There's nothing trendy about a pan of bars, and that's the point. Bars are comfortable and convenient, meant to please the masses. And like crowded restaurants and the Minnesota State Fair, they’re one of the things I’ve missed the most during months of social distancing.

The oldest bar recipe I can track down is for brownies, in 1904’s “Home Cookery.” In that recipe, credited to Eleanora P. Quinby, bakers are instructed to cut the brownies into bars. My copy of “The Wingold Cook Book,” published by a Winona, Minnesota-based milling company in 1916, contains a brownie-like recipe for “chocolate bars” that would fit right in at a modern gathering.

Photo: Mary Kreul / Flickr

But when it comes to bars, brownies are just the beginning. My favorite are seven layer bars (also called magic bars or Hello Dolly bars), with a base of melted butter and layers of graham cracker crumbs, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, walnuts, and coconuts, and a final topping of sweetened condensed milk. Scotcheroos are a serendipitous combination of Rice Krispies, corn syrup, peanut butter, and chocolate and butterscotch chips. My mom’s specialty is something called fudge sundae bars, with a thick layer of chocolate sandwiched between oatmeal crusts—I’ve also seen them referred to as hip hugger bars and revel bars.

There aren’t definitive recipes or even consistent names for bars, because they’ve been passed down from family members, coworkers, and newspaper clippings in a culinary game of telephone. That’s still true in the Internet era—I rely on a Google search for just about everything, but when it comes to bars, I pull out my Bethel Lutheran Church cookbook. I page through the recipes for “Grandma’s Date Bars” and “Jean’s Bars,” Swedish brownies and choco mallo bars, and I feel a kinship with all of the bakers who came before me.

I haven’t attended a social gathering since last Christmas, and I don’t know when I will again. Maybe it will be my niece’s second birthday in April, or a Mother’s Day brunch, or a summertime getaway with the friends I’ve known since elementary school.

What I do know is that I’ll bring a pan of bars.🧈

Sources:

Hibbard, L.B. and Vaughan, M.A. (Eds.) (1904). Home Cookery. Laconia Press Association.

von Rohr Sauer, E. (Ed.) (1916). The Wingold Cook Book. Jones & Kroeger, Co.

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