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Dayna Stern's avatar

Onions aside, I’ve never met a condiment I don’t like. Slaw, guacamole, tomatoes, sautéed mushrooms - all delicious. In Germany I had a wild boar burger with cranberry jam that made me lose my marbles.

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

Boars taste delicious, it's true.

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Eugene's avatar

I was recently told pickles are the hidden star of the burger.

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

And do you agree?

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Eugene's avatar

They do make the whole burger better -- like a rug that ties the room together. Probably why I'm still fond of the basic McDonald's hamburger/cheeseburger; like a haiku, an idea stripped to its bare essence.

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

I like that.

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Hey Miss Teacher's avatar

I must have ketchup. I like grilled onions. And it has to be a cheeseburger!

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

I agree. I don't understand a burger without cheese.

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Gen's avatar

Good quality meat hand chopped fresh with minimal seasoning. Cooked medium. Shouldn't need toppings just like a good steak. Burgers Priest here in Toronto used to be like this. A little mustard and fried onion for effect.

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

Hand-chopped! That's fancy stuff!

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Allen's avatar

lettuce, tomato, raw red onions are the basics. don't NEED cheese, but it's welcomed. besides that, anything that can add spice, ie. jalapeños or other types of peppers, mayo-based sauce mixed with chipotle or sriracha, etc. i'm not much of a sauce person, in general, so condiments like ketchup or mustard aren't a necessity for me. if there's relish around, i may throw some on though.

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

How much red onion?

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Allen's avatar

hmm don't know how to quantify, but i like the spicy, pungency of raw red onions. don't care for cooked onions, red or any other variety (on my burger, that is)

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Katherine Spiers's avatar

You are catholic in your tastes.

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